salsa sharking

The act of having vaginal sex with a menstruating female.
Charlie's still in the shower. He salsa-sharked that chick from the party!
by The SARS Volta July 18, 2005
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Sassy Salsa

The greatly feared 300lbs Mexican from the Pimp Ass Wrestling league in colorado. He has only 2 deadly moves...Sassy Splash, Sassy Bomb. He comes to the ring with a hash pipe, a cape and a Hat.
Holy shit its Sassy Salsa
by wo April 08, 2004
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salsa knuckle

When you fingerbang a Hispanic woman on her period.
That girl gave me some nasty salsa knuckle!
by Rankin File May 12, 2018
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salsa soup

y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
by Travis SilveR January 06, 2017
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salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period
She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight
by The Bootyfill Girl June 10, 2015
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cooch salsa

Period blood of varying consistencies that resemble salsa.
My girl was on her period last night during sex, and when I pulled out, there was cooch salsa on my dick!
by GOOCHGOBLINTHE1 November 02, 2022
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Salsa Dog

1. Refers to a man’s penis after a man finishes having unprotected sex with a woman on the tail-end of her period. After the penis is withdrawn from the vagina a sticky blood clot may get left behind adhering to the penis, leaving the man with a salsa dog.
2. An irritating person.
3. A hotdog with salsa on top.
1. Shit, you have to leave so I can get this salsa dog cleaned up before my girlfriend comes over.
2. Can someone please tell that salsa dog “Bitch, you gone go get out of the fast lane now ya hear?”
3. Mmm, nothing beats a hotdog with salsa on top… nothing!
by mis-read July 14, 2011
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