A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.
"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."
"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"
"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."
"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"
"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"
by Captain Benjamin December 28, 2008
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Salonee is a beautiful Indian girl with brown hair and eyes. She is usually the funny friend in the group and always looks out for others. Anyone would be lucky to have a Salonee in their life.
by sa1amand3r October 4, 2020
Get the Salonee mug.A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.
Have you ever heard of Samoni?
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Named after Solon, an ancient Athenian lawmaker who overturned the harsh laws of Draco. Draconian is named after Draco
Named after Solon, an ancient Athenian lawmaker who overturned the harsh laws of Draco. Draconian is named after Draco
by Dave Warly July 21, 2008
Get the solonian mug.1. the constant failure of typing in English
2. excessive use of the backspace
3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to Tourette syndrome
2. excessive use of the backspace
3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to Tourette syndrome
Ex. 1: "Hey man, did you hear that guy contracted sakonitus from constant use of the backspace?"
Ex. 2:
John: Wut pu?
Jane: lolz fail. *up, you have sakonitus or something?
Ex. 2:
John: Wut pu?
Jane: lolz fail. *up, you have sakonitus or something?
by JTStrobl November 15, 2010
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