sakonitus

1. the constant failure of typing in English

2. excessive use of the backspace

3. disease known to cause loss in verbal cohesiveness and could lead to Tourette syndrome

Ex. 1: "Hey man, did you hear that guy contracted sakonitus from constant use of the backspace?"

Ex. 2:
John: Wut pu?
Jane: lolz fail. *up, you have sakonitus or something?

sakonitus by JTStrobl November 15, 2010

sakovits 

A person that tries to be your friend but ends up to be a rapist and has a small peen.

He's such a sakovits, he is just a bad person.

sakovits by Jzxy June 22, 2019

Coitus saxonicus 

Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.

Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!

Coitus saxonicus by Quagman November 27, 2012

Sionitus 

The emotion where you suddenly feel like running into something as fast as possible to try and break it because of some stupid shit that pissed you off

1: Whats wrong man
2: That stupid meme gave me Sionitus

*Precedes to break the door by run into it as fast as possible

Sionitus by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019

Semi Permeable Skinitus 

A very rare condition where the skin of a person is semi permeable. The skin therefore allows the transfer of small objects through it and into the body

Around one in every 500 million people have semi permeable skinitus.

Semi Permeable Skinitus by World Health Organisation May 1, 2020