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Casa de Salmonella

A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.
A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.
by Bloater October 17, 2011
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salamander brownie

a fake-ass trick who doesnt know her own name when she walks down the street but who tries to front like she got somethin'.
yo, did you see that salamander brownie walk past?

damn, bitches be trippin
word, son, bitches be salamander brownies out this bitch
by tvh August 17, 2006
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Salamander Head

Someone with greasy slicked back hair like the skin of a salamander.
Gino is so greasy, he's such a salamander head
by 9banger December 1, 2010
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leaping salmon

a variation of the common nipple cripple. to perform a leaping salmon, one must make a face that looks like a fish with its mouth open and "leap" somewhat discreetly/covertly from a distance and bite their targets moob or nipple.

Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.

Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?

2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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Salomon

Life of the party! always has money to blow not like Lil Wayne but close. All the ladies want him but only some can have him.(No Grenades)

Pimp/Rapper
your so salomon dude!
by Situation454 December 9, 2010
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salamander

damn tom so skinny i bet hes a salamander
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Sneaky Salmon

The action of inserting one's hand into another person's armpit and rapidly wiggling as a salmon would wiggle it's tail when swimming. Simultaneously shout 'sneaky salmon' to notify the one who is being sneaky salmoned.
Dude I just sneaky salmoned the shit out of that girl's armpit.

Sneaky salmon, sneaky salmon bahahhaha!
by Shrimp Hands May 2, 2013
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