Spicy Jerk

A Northern Swedish tradition, Which involves rubbing Spicy Swedish Herbs onto your genitalia, causing great burning pain, You than proceed to put Lemon Juice into the head with a Catheter, burning the inside of the penis.

Joel was disappointed with how The Law handled his Lasagna being haunted by ghosts, so he decided to partake in a Spicy Jerk.

Man 1: "Christ, I got so sad after losing that basketball game, I decided to do a spicy jerk."
Man 2: "TMI man, Keep that shit to yourself."

by Kreeper473 January 2, 2019

spicy hour

The daily White House press briefing where Sean Spicer yells at the press and makes a total ass of himself. Always covered by the media as it makes for great television.

I'll send you the link to CSPANs livefeed of the Spicy Hour.

by BartholomewJesus March 30, 2017

Spicy monkey chili

When you put ketchup on your dick as lube and then stick it up a women's ass.

"Bro, I put spicy monkey chili in her ass she loved it."

by Jingles Berry April 18, 2015

Spicy Straight

A term that straight white girls use when facing a question of "What's your sexuality?" but wanna seem quirky. You'd often finding those girls using this with a side of "Kill all men!". They say that they're attracted to girls too but they would never date one. Actually, if you ever came out to a girl who's "Spicy straight" they would probably stay the hell away from you for the next couple of years in fear that you might fall in love with them. No one wants a taste of your vagina Stacy! Anyways, this term is quite offensive to actual people in the LGBTQ+ community so please don't seriously use this against sexuality hate crime.

Quirky Girl: I'm spicy straight
Lesbian girl: Please do shut the fuck up.

by riI3y January 12, 2021

Spicy Boo

A term of endearment used by your friend when he eats some real good spicy food and decides to play with your titties without first washing his hands properly.

Ben: Remember that one time with your spicy boob.

Erica: Awhh did you just call me Spicy Boo?

Ben: ...No?
(mulls it over)
Ben: Yes, yes I did.

by Caliban Fifty One January 23, 2018

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007

Spicy Muffin

A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.

Spicy muffin 12 O'clock

by monreothebeast November 22, 2010