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gay ass band

refered to as "hard" by some

but still gay as all hell
slipknot fucking sucks and is not hard.
slipknot by chonez is lame May 13, 2004
a band listened to by 12-14 year olds who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the ass.

play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".

a stupid talentless band who should be shot.
slipknot is pure garbage
slipknot by Codeman November 19, 2003
A bunch of mentally challenged guys who confused fagots with maggots.
Have a bunch of unneeded members in it.
No solos just a bunch of power cords plus having a band wear a mask to cover up their fucked up faces. This could be also called a definition for no talent what so ever.
Nathan: Hey Juan, did you hear the new album from Slipknot.

Juan: NO!!

Nathan: Me neither.

Juan: I thought about hearing that band, but i want to finish elementary school.
Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.
Hey, look at me! My hair's 2 feet long, and I've got a Slipknot t-shirt! That makes me hardcore.
slipknot by Skeletine July 1, 2007
When the partner recieving anal penetraition locks up and will not let go.
Jimmy let go with a slipknot and Bruce could not get free for a half an hour.
slipknot by Anonymous December 4, 2002
n. Another one of those nu-metal rock groups that believe screaming and wailing nonsensical lyrics while “thrashing” on their guitars is a form of music. Hell, avoid this and all metal bands and new-age rock bands. Listen to something good, like David Bowie.
Notice how all the Slipknot fans do not use proper grammar? Notice how they have no grasp of the English language. Hell, the bastards wouldn’t know proper grammar if it crawled up and bit them in the ass.
Slipknot by Verges May 23, 2004