Rylan Oliveri

1. An unsexy beast who accepts being penetrated by anyone
2. Loves cream that lacks "organic". Can be anyone but preferably male
3. Gets rejected even by free strip clubs

That there is a Rylan Oliveri

by Thow Shalt not October 10, 2018

Ryland

he smells

"damn boi ryland smells so bad"

by finland.doesnt.exist November 5, 2018

Rykan

A Rykan is usually a rare name to hear. Rykan is usually someone that is unique in many ways. He never leaves home with out looking nice. He can be nice and mean at times, but he is always a good friend, and stands up for others. Sometimes people will like his personality, and looks. He is sporty, intelligent, strong, good looking, etc. A Rykan is someone who you would want to be friends with.

Hey Rykan! Want to hang out some time?

by Mr. R3@1ist December 22, 2018

Ryland Cardoso

When someone couldn’t possibly be anymore of a faggot and when they suck cock and say no homo after cuz they think it’s not gay; being a little trick ass bitch

Gary: Hey I think I’m gonna wear grey shirt and white jeans together
Yasmin: WOW. That’s really ryland cardoso of you

by ChildishYambino February 20, 2019

Rylan

Rylan is the type of person that will try to hook up with any girl he can get with. (Dakota) He will date them then be dumped for cheating on them. Everyone will then say to them. "We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo."

Rylan dated someone then was dumped like a loser.

by Saltypat February 4, 2020

Rylan news

Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.

- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.

by Miket325 July 30, 2020

Rylan

"the best godly" "basically jebus" (<- in his words) has no phone

Rylan, do u have a phone yet?
No, but im streaming this weekend

by katti October 25, 2020