Warning: This game sucks.Seriously, if you want to throw your life down the drain, there are better ways. Like heroin. You play it once, think "OK, this game has shit ass graphics, horrible gameplay, the worst lag I have ever seen in my entire life, but there's lots of things to do." So you continue playing it, until you become completely obsessed. So obsessed, some people bring ther labtops to school to play runescape at lunch and spares, stay up until three in the morning playing runescape in their closets and actually pay money to play. If you play Runescape, stop now. There are better things to life.
Defintion: A game developped by Jagex, affectionately refferred to as "Fagex". The game itself is a jumble of terrible graphics, awful gameplay and the most repetetive skill system I have ever seen. All you do is click on things! But it doesn't stop there. Oh no. The community is the worst I've ever seen, and that includes MapleStory. Let me paint you a picture.
Typical Runescape screen messages
dragonslayer67: pAYING 6000 GPS FOR CEX!
Iamcoolknight: THAT WAS MY $#%$IN COAL NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol u only lvl 10
Iamcoolknight: I HAVE LEVEL 108 BUT HE BAN! NOOB! MOTHER *&^#IN NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol you $%# I pwn you
pwnerguy11:F
Pwnerguy11:U
Pwnerguy11:C
Pwnerguy11 K You noob!
dragonslayer67: plz b my gf. give gps
girliemage78 (who's really a guy)K
dragonslayer67: (gives GP) K now gimme cex plz
(girliemage78 runs away)
As you can see, the scene is disturbing to say the least. Everyone is either spazzy 10 year olds, 50 year old perverts or horny teenagers who can't get it in real life so have Runescape "cex". Even the nicest person will have a ton of people either in game sexually assaulting them or calling them noobs. Not so pleasent.
If that doesn't kill it for you, this will. Tim* was an athletic, fun to be around guy when me and my friends started playing this game. We all quickly moved on to more fun, less addicting MMO's. Not Tim though. Tim became sucked into the game. At first it wasn't too bad. He still had a girlfriend, was on the soccer and basketball team and hung out with us. This began to change. First, he stopped hanging out, going to movies etc. Then he dumped his girlfriend for the sole reason "She took up too much time." He dropped out of school teams for the same reasons. All Tm would talk about is his Runescape character, his smithing level and his "Runescape GF" who we eventually found out was a guy. (I know, gross.) He stopped eating, to the point where he would eat maybe a meal a day up in his room. He stopped washing himself, and the acne that developped was horrendous. He stayed home from school to play. Tim's parents eventually found out what was happening and took away his computer. Tim told us he wanted to kill them. He stole a labtop to fuel his addiction. Tim lost 50 pounds. A good looking guy was now completely hideous. He failed seven subjects on his report card. Eventually, his parents found out about the stolen labtop. They were furious. Tim was kept in his room for two weeks, under supervision to make sure he hadn't smuggled in a labtop. He tried to escape three times. Eventually, we managed to coax him into going cold turkey. Tim was lucky: he only threw away four monthes of his life. He has returned to normal now, and is an Honour roll student and captain of the Soccer team. But there are other people that haven't. Don't start.
*Names have been changed
Defintion: A game developped by Jagex, affectionately refferred to as "Fagex". The game itself is a jumble of terrible graphics, awful gameplay and the most repetetive skill system I have ever seen. All you do is click on things! But it doesn't stop there. Oh no. The community is the worst I've ever seen, and that includes MapleStory. Let me paint you a picture.
Typical Runescape screen messages
dragonslayer67: pAYING 6000 GPS FOR CEX!
Iamcoolknight: THAT WAS MY $#%$IN COAL NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol u only lvl 10
Iamcoolknight: I HAVE LEVEL 108 BUT HE BAN! NOOB! MOTHER *&^#IN NOOB!
pwnerguy11: Lol you $%# I pwn you
pwnerguy11:F
Pwnerguy11:U
Pwnerguy11:C
Pwnerguy11 K You noob!
dragonslayer67: plz b my gf. give gps
girliemage78 (who's really a guy)K
dragonslayer67: (gives GP) K now gimme cex plz
(girliemage78 runs away)
As you can see, the scene is disturbing to say the least. Everyone is either spazzy 10 year olds, 50 year old perverts or horny teenagers who can't get it in real life so have Runescape "cex". Even the nicest person will have a ton of people either in game sexually assaulting them or calling them noobs. Not so pleasent.
If that doesn't kill it for you, this will. Tim* was an athletic, fun to be around guy when me and my friends started playing this game. We all quickly moved on to more fun, less addicting MMO's. Not Tim though. Tim became sucked into the game. At first it wasn't too bad. He still had a girlfriend, was on the soccer and basketball team and hung out with us. This began to change. First, he stopped hanging out, going to movies etc. Then he dumped his girlfriend for the sole reason "She took up too much time." He dropped out of school teams for the same reasons. All Tm would talk about is his Runescape character, his smithing level and his "Runescape GF" who we eventually found out was a guy. (I know, gross.) He stopped eating, to the point where he would eat maybe a meal a day up in his room. He stopped washing himself, and the acne that developped was horrendous. He stayed home from school to play. Tim's parents eventually found out what was happening and took away his computer. Tim told us he wanted to kill them. He stole a labtop to fuel his addiction. Tim lost 50 pounds. A good looking guy was now completely hideous. He failed seven subjects on his report card. Eventually, his parents found out about the stolen labtop. They were furious. Tim was kept in his room for two weeks, under supervision to make sure he hadn't smuggled in a labtop. He tried to escape three times. Eventually, we managed to coax him into going cold turkey. Tim was lucky: he only threw away four monthes of his life. He has returned to normal now, and is an Honour roll student and captain of the Soccer team. But there are other people that haven't. Don't start.
*Names have been changed
by Dont try it December 15, 2008
Get the Runescape mug.An entirely dumb as hell game created by Jagex Ltd. that encircles lives of children. Basically everyone that plays this game hasn't seen sunlight in 4 months besides walking to their school busstop, and constantly talks to their friends who really don't care about how they leveled up and are training their crafting skill to make dragonstone jewelry. Most of the time, kids playing Runescape have never seen a better game online, and enjoy thinking that they can get a girl other than their "GFs" that they give online gifts to because it's their one way of escaping the reality that they can't get a date.
OMG dude I just got 72 smithing!
Good for you, I don't care about dumb-as-hell Runescape.
Shut up or I'll own you in the Wildy!
Good for you, I don't care about dumb-as-hell Runescape.
Shut up or I'll own you in the Wildy!
by A Speaker of the Truth August 16, 2006
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by a dude in a hole December 22, 2008
Get the runescape private server mug.A fantasy game where child porn addicts stalk player for personal information, where cool kids are called noobs, and annoying little fucks go around begging for money.
Runescape:
1. Child Porn Addict: Hey! your so hot be my GF?... Where do you live? -.-
2.Cool Kid: I'm cooler than you in real life. What! your the noob.fdsafdsauhjkfds!!!
3 Little fucks: hey darklord59569 can i please have 1k... Thank you.... can i have 1k... etc.
1. Child Porn Addict: Hey! your so hot be my GF?... Where do you live? -.-
2.Cool Kid: I'm cooler than you in real life. What! your the noob.fdsafdsauhjkfds!!!
3 Little fucks: hey darklord59569 can i please have 1k... Thank you.... can i have 1k... etc.
by Aijabyu Inibut February 10, 2009
Get the Runescape mug.A MMORPG (massivley multiplayer online role-playing game). In this game there is not set classes that you must pick from. If you want to be a mage put on some mage robes if you want to be a warrior grab a sword. There is no age limit for this game. Since all prophanity is blocked on the website and it's constantly being updated(not to mention its free) it is an exellent game for all ages. With over twenty easy to learn but hard to master skills it is an exellent way to use up time, all you need is an internet connection.
I have a runescape.com account add vincrie to your friends list, maybe i'll be on.
runescape is one sweet MMORPG.
runescape is one sweet MMORPG.
by Xiophillio April 12, 2009
Get the Runescape.com mug.A highly addictive game that caused my younger brother to run through a sliding glass door to play more runescape. This resulted in hundreds of stitches on the side of his stomach.Don't start this game ever. Its a mistake, you will only end up getting hurt.
My little brother Greg-MUST GET TO RUNESCAPE!!!
**runs the sliding glass door sending tons of shattered glass flying**
Greg-Uh oh.
**still attempts to drag himself to computer so he could play while he waited for the paramedics.
**runs the sliding glass door sending tons of shattered glass flying**
Greg-Uh oh.
**still attempts to drag himself to computer so he could play while he waited for the paramedics.
by Holly the Ginger Kidd May 27, 2007
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Well all i have to say about this fucking game is that it will steal your soul and rape it. Its full of 30 year old nerds living in their mom's basement. This god damn game stole about 4 months out of my life! I EVEN WANTED TO STOP PLAYING THIS GAME AND GO OUTSIDE BUT I JUST WOULD FREAKING MOVE!!! FUCK!!! Im telling you watever you do DONT PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME! You will turn into a loser and you just wont do anthing. My god. because of this game, i procrastined my freakin homework off to midnight cause of this damn game and STAYED UP TO 4 IN THE MORNING FOR A WEEK! (This happened twice cause of this fuckin game) This game may be addicting, but think about it, everyone who plays this is a nerd, your soul will be stolen and raped, your grades will plummet, you will have no life, and you will become a nerd and a loser. This happened to me (except becomin a nerd and loser). TAKE MY ADVICE! DESTROY YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU HAVE ONE AND NEVER THINK ABOUT RUNESCAPE AGAIN!! You will want to shoot yourself because of what runecape does to you.
Well all i have to say about this fucking game is that it will steal your soul and rape it. Its full of 30 year old nerds living in their mom's basement. This god damn game stole about 4 months out of my life! I EVEN WANTED TO STOP PLAYING THIS GAME AND GO OUTSIDE BUT I JUST WOULD FREAKING MOVE!!! FUCK!!! Im telling you watever you do DONT PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME! You will turn into a loser and you just wont do anthing. My god. because of this game, i procrastined my freakin homework off to midnight cause of this damn game and STAYED UP TO 4 IN THE MORNING FOR A WEEK! (This happened twice cause of this fuckin game) This game may be addicting, but think about it, everyone who plays this is a nerd, your soul will be stolen and raped, your grades will plummet, you will have no life, and you will become a nerd and a loser. This happened to me (except becomin a nerd and loser). TAKE MY ADVICE! DESTROY YOUR ACCOUNT IF YOU HAVE ONE AND NEVER THINK ABOUT RUNESCAPE AGAIN!! You will want to shoot yourself because of what runecape does to you.
runescape addict: yo i just gained 50 lvls and my charcter is amazing now! all rite!!!
absolute silence.... Theres no one in his mom's basement to hear him and everyone hates him anyways cause he's a nerd and a loser. No one would listen to him anyways.
The next day this guy kills himself because runescape has destroyed all his dreams of becoming something great. All colleges that he applied to bitch slapped him and told him to get a life. After this, he had no choice but to end his life because he had no life to begin with.....
absolute silence.... Theres no one in his mom's basement to hear him and everyone hates him anyways cause he's a nerd and a loser. No one would listen to him anyways.
The next day this guy kills himself because runescape has destroyed all his dreams of becoming something great. All colleges that he applied to bitch slapped him and told him to get a life. After this, he had no choice but to end his life because he had no life to begin with.....
by suckering suckitash May 13, 2006
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