retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan

I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .

by Guy O May 10, 2014

fire retire

When you retire professionally after you get fired from your job.

It's sad to just fire retire. One shouldn't end that way.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Retired Baddie

A retired baddie is a slang term describing a person (often a woman) who has transitioned out of a lifestyle phase characterized by intense socializing, dating, nightlife, and embodying the "baddie" persona. They have now embraced a quieter, more stable, and often domestic life.

I can't go out tonight, I'm staying in to bake bread with my partner. I'm in my retired baddie era and I love it here

by Mdsv August 9, 2025

retired paste

The cum that gets dried and crusty on clothes.

I can`t wear that shirt, its stained with retired paste.

by old man cheese man head October 16, 2011