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Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!
by kyssable1 January 31, 2008
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repetition

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A repetition:

Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again: Jimmy said that again.
by Fosterpython January 9, 2009
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Anal Retention

Anal retention is the process were someone can retain matter in thier anus. This can be liquid, they can then squirt it out like an elephants trunk.
People often attend gym sessions to build up thier anal retentiveness, thus they can hold more liquid.
Greedy people like this as they can jack all the water at a party, or other such gala occasion.(see example)
Thas my water (suuuuuuk), if you want it get it from my anus, bitch!
by Adam February 2, 2005
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Rejection

The worst type of torture you can suffer from.
I suffer rejection every time I talk to a girl.
by Mirji October 3, 2017
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Rerection

The negative effect of seeing a completely unattractive guy or girl.
Bill was having a good day until he had a rerection for the fat girl who walked by him.
by Dukedj December 16, 2008
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app-rehension

(noun) -- A feeling that the software will lead to a disastrous loss of privacy down the road.
"The more I think about all these apps going around, the more I am filled with app-rehension."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on January 15, 2013
by PRwiz101 January 27, 2013
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cake retention syndrome

what fat fuckers suffer from when they say they have big bones, watter retention, M.E.
by dave garnar June 24, 2005
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