by #olderlady October 2, 2018
by Wuuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwueueueuuee October 9, 2020
by Timmothy April 6, 2021
by RemoteW November 21, 2021
(noun) Something which is always too far away, even if it's just a metre away from you, especially if you're lying on a couch.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Origin: From the adjective, remote, which means far away.
Mum: Why did you call?
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
Me: Can you pass me the remote? I can't reach it.
Mum: You called me from the next room to give you something which is lying just next to you???
by Leviosa Dragon March 4, 2016
a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.
by Marty markbride May 20, 2019