Reddit 

What superior people use, unlike Instagram thots.

Reddit is better than Instagram

Reddit by KiritoBest October 4, 2019

reddit 

a place where many bully ksi

all of jj's content is reddit

reddit by izoz July 30, 2020

Reddit 

A US-based social media aggregate site that caters to a large majority US audience predominantly focusing on US news, politics, and entertainment who's users are caught in a state of incessant perplexation as to why this is.

Blank slate #5870: "Reddit is awful! It presupposes that the US is the centre of the world and that its international users care about US matters!"

Me: "Yeah, I agree. Hey, I'm in the mood for a burger. Could you recommend me a good place?"

Blank slate #5870: "Oh, sure. Go to (Insert place that cooks burgers)."

Me: "Thanks! I hope that place sells bed frames too though..."

Reddit by 10To20 October 12, 2020

Reddit 

basically the Chinese government, you're not allowed to have an opinion

You can't have an opinion on Reddit

Reddit by anonymous February 10, 2021

Reddit 

heaven of memes and 95% of memes either come from here or are posted on here

"memes cured my depression" - a wise man on urban dictionary
"where do i get fresh memes?"
"reddit"
"WHAT DA FAK IS A SANIK~ i mean reddit"
"kys you have been living under a rock for the last 27 years"

Reddit by Empress Kristi May 12, 2022

Reddit 

Place where all the stupid fucking instagrammers get their memes from.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new meme on Instragram? It's very funny!
Person 2: Shut up dickhead it's from Reddit.

Reddit by ChiefBokMalo April 29, 2020

Reddit 

An enormous sewer of arrogant, porn-loving assholes who constantly brag about their meaningless internet points and crap on people who actually have a life. Depressed virgins flock here to bully people with a different opinion from theirs and mass downvote what's supposed to be a sarcastic comment, solely because of their sheer ignorance and stupidity.

Person #1: I browse Reddit daily

Person #2: Get away from me

Reddit by ComicallyInsane December 22, 2021