Skip to main content

rectal rampage

I'm on the toilet having a nasty

RECTAL RAMPAGE
by Niqqerdicc September 5, 2016
mugGet the rectal rampage mug.

Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.
Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.
by joseph blough October 8, 2023
mugGet the Rectal adventure mug.

Rectal Randy

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!
by Greg S. September 24, 2004
mugGet the Rectal Randy mug.

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.
"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."
by lover of women February 5, 2004
mugGet the rectal star mug.

Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.
"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"
by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009
mugGet the Rectal projectile mug.

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.
Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?
by cumfucker December 19, 2008
mugGet the Rectal Snorkeler mug.

Rectal Wrangler

A man/woman who's only purpose on this world is to stick his erected dong into the weakened anal cavity of other organisms. This rare breed of humanity finds extreme pleasure in German Dungeon Porn and getting a slick coat of shit slabbed across his chest with the help of robotic hands. It is not uncommon to find fecal remains in their toothbrushes/hairbrushes or to find pictures of defecating corpses within scrapbooks.
Me: I'm love some rough assplay
Friend: you're such a rectal wrangler
by Jordowns April 28, 2014
mugGet the Rectal Wrangler mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email