A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

pit rash

The resulting injuries due to participation in a mosh pit.

I totally got pit rash from the dude wearing spike bracelets. That was a great show LOL!!!

by KRISTY TALLICA December 14, 2009

canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.

Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.

by Mnao January 13, 2016

Krundle Rash

A break out of serious blisters all across ones Krundle.

"I went to the doctor and he said I had a Krundle Rash."

by HanGr3nade1 September 6, 2009

head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time

Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

Persian Rash

Rug burns on the feet, legs, knees arms or face from vigorous sex on the carpet.

I was hitting it so good from behind with her ass up and face down in the shag she wound up with the Persian rash on the left side of her face.

My knees are covered in Persian rash after taking it doggy last night.

What is wrong with your knees and elbows? Looks like you had a skateboard accident. Naaaahhh I’m good. Just the Persian rash.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.

Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."

by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020