rachael leigh cook

An absolute fox. A dangerously beautiful actress most notable for her current role as agent Moretti on the hit TNT show, Perception.

"I can't tell whether Rachael Leigh Cook is a human or a siren. Those eyes should be illegal."

rachael leigh cook by rickmcclure January 26, 2014

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Rachael Ray

The act of balancing and carrying an excessive number of items at once. Origin: On the Food Network show 30 Minute Meals, Rachael Ray often amuses herself by carrying all of her produce, spices, canned goods, and other ingredients in one trip from the refrigerator to her counter.

"Wow, set something down! No need to pull a Rachael Ray."

"Carrying your lunch and the cat?! That's one impressive Rachael Ray."

Rachael Ray by Anneli June 10, 2008

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Rachael Ray

"Rachael Ray" is a slang term describing a woman with artificial, unabashed perkiness, an annoying voice and disproportionate physical attributes that, though unattractive in and of themselves, combine with the other factors in an unholy fashion to evoke the desire to bang her brains out anyway.

Often feeds into latent S&M tendencies. Due to the repulsive nature of having such desires, these inclinations are neither expressed nor confessed, and frequently erupt in fantasies of the oral or anal nature. See also "Mary Hart", "Joy Behar", and "Ann Coulter".

1) "Dude, I saw you out with that snotty bitch from work last night."

"Yeah, I was drunk and went totally Rachael Ray on that booty."

2) "That coked up chick at the bar flirting with you has absolutely no tits at all."

"Yeah, well she'll be talkin' like Rachael Ray once I get finished bouncing my meat staff off of her vocal cords all night."

Rachael Ray by Mr. Staypuf November 17, 2009