Rectal Database Query (RDQ)

Another term for a fabrication. An RDQ is when someone is making shit up. What they are saying has no basis or foundation in fact. They are inventing or perhaps just lying to you. In other words, they are pulling it out of their ass. And that, my friends, is what we call a Rectal Database Query.

Sales team associate's conversation:
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.

Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!

by Jordicolas October 18, 2018

queerwig

synonym: gay, stupid, idiot, fucktard, wang-tard, wing-wang, wangalang, John Kerry etc.

Wraith you queerwig you scratched my anchor!

by matt August 30, 2004

querf

n. querf

querf - the sound made when air is blown out of a vagina when a penis is inserted into it.

That was a mighty loud querf as i f**ked her in the a**.

by TomE2theK May 13, 2005

Querp

1:A querp is a word you use to make fun of a little kid (age rounds to 5-10 and sometimes teen years if you are a real asshole. Combining the words twerp (kid) ,and queer (in slang meaning gay). Which comes out to gay little kid.

Wow, Timmy you are such a querp.

by Beta4 July 11, 2009

Querdo

Querdo; as in weirdo with a Q.

A combination of the words 'weirdo' and 'queer'

Usually describing a queer/camp guy who is strange or weird.

Amy: Did you see that guy in top shop?! What a Querdo!!

by KinkyLlama February 21, 2009

querida

In Spain, Hispanic America and the Philippines, mistress

Le puso un piso a la querida
He set up a flat for his mistress
La gente no se divorcia porque tienen una querida
People don´t get divorced because they have got a mistress

by fonsucu August 5, 2008

quert

A "quert" is a short handled whip with a leather thong at the end. The thong makes a loud smack sound when it is broght down hard on some poor bitches ass cheek. Acually It sounds worse that its bite. It does not have much of a pain factor.
It is the sound that makes this whip popular with the BD/SM crowd.

Bend over and recive this querting that you so richly deserve.

by quert December 9, 2008