The annoying sound made by some Québécoise when they attempt to speak their mother tongue. Often reminiscent of the sound made by a duck in distress. Likely to be heard when younger French-Canadian women open their mouth to berate their boyfriends, demand welfare, complain about their menstrual cycle, profess they are natural and don't need makeup (when they do), or simply say anything in their uncomprehensible jargon which is 95% church-related obscenities.
FR: québécoin
FR: québécoin
Overheard: Colline Julie (quack) tsé là là (quack), mon chum là (quack), ch'u plus capable là (quack) y'é trop cool là (quack) il fait toujours ce que je lui demande là (quack) y'é cool en tabarnak là (quack) quack quack quack quack quack
Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.
Bystander: Holy shit, a flock of wild ducks! Oh nevermind, it's just some damn Quebequack bitch. Fuckin québéwhack.
by Skietmydeur March 9, 2013
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Get the quabbo mug.A challenge that is almost irresistible to the challengee, but is so stupid or irresponsible that almost anyone would advise against it.
In reference to Quebec wanting to secede from Canada with no method of supporting themselves
In reference to Quebec wanting to secede from Canada with no method of supporting themselves
by CowWithAMustacheAndGlasses June 2, 2019
Get the Quebec Challenge mug.n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".
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Get the quab mug.A colourless, odourless and flavourless substance found in high fat, high carb food. Found largely in food made for consumption by gas station customers, queb leaves an unpleasant oily and often sticky residue on the roof of the ingester's mouth. The residue, whilst satisfying (and somewhat comforting) to those seeking a hangover cure ("something "quebby"), solace in food for the soul ("quebtastic", "quebalicious"), or just an all-out binge ("quebfest"), is not believed to be meant for human consumption, least of all enjoyed.
For those wishing to avoid eating queb-related products, the leading advice is too avoid pre-packaged pies, chips, deli sandwiches and meat, highly processed foods such as cheese dips and eggy sauces, as well as soggy breakfast foods such as scrambled egg, hash brown or any pig derivative.
For those wishing to avoid eating queb-related products, the leading advice is too avoid pre-packaged pies, chips, deli sandwiches and meat, highly processed foods such as cheese dips and eggy sauces, as well as soggy breakfast foods such as scrambled egg, hash brown or any pig derivative.
1) "I drank too much last night and now need some queb. Who's up for bacon and eggs?"
2) "I swear to God,this heat'n'eat roll is 100% queb, I'm never eat this s___ again"
3) Waving soggy turkish bread around "Look! You can actually SEE the queb dripping off of it!"
2) "I swear to God,this heat'n'eat roll is 100% queb, I'm never eat this s___ again"
3) Waving soggy turkish bread around "Look! You can actually SEE the queb dripping off of it!"
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