A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.
My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!
by J Queef October 01, 2020
A girl who’s hot enough that you wouldn’t mind being stuck with her at home for long periods of time
by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020
by Bigboynate April 28, 2020
by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020
A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.
Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.
by Dr. Jaw May 06, 2020
A more specific term relating to lockdown pounds, the weight gained by some who takes the shelter in place order as an excuse to eat.
by ElCommissioner April 14, 2020
by iscritto June 11, 2021