Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.

“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”

by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020

Quarantine horny

When you are locked in doors and you can’t do sexual things with your s/o

Bro1, dude I’m not soooo horny
Bro2, bro I’m not just horny I’m quarantine horny

by Bigboynate April 28, 2020

Quarantine boo

A person who you have sexual intercourse with during quarantine.

Homie: U wanna hop on the game?
Me: Nah man, my quarantine boo is coming over to get her back blown out.

by Sziszo December 26, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

A fat rugby team after a lockdown

The Quarantine Fifteen is taking the field

by iscritto June 11, 2021

Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

by J Queef September 30, 2020