quarantine time

where everyone is stuck inside and lets girls flirt w guys on snap. even tho these girls dont have feelings for any of them. they still have the privilege of doing it

girl 1: yk what time it is
girl 2: what?
girl 1: quarantine time ;)
girl 2: haha, how many you got? i got 10
girl 1: i got 20

by bobicka May 4, 2020

Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

by J Queef September 30, 2020

Quarantine Qualm

When things start to bother you for no apparent reason from being inside for too long.

"Idk man, I just was staring at the dishwasher the other day, and the black bar that went across it just got me"
"Dude that must be a quarantine qualm"

by kingkombucha November 19, 2020

quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

Quarantine formal

Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.

Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.

by BoredOuttaMyMind26 June 25, 2020

quarantine resolution

A list, or singular item of things you would like to accomplish while in quarantine.

Man who knows how long we will be in quarantine, a good time to start on my quarantine resolution.

by citizen_4.2 April 25, 2020

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021