Python

A very large and thick snake, often living inside ones pants. The species "Matt Trainotti" is especially known for its singular focus on the fertilization of female eggs. Once fertilized, the leaves the protection of the eggs to the female and moves on to another female. Is highly sought after by female snakes, and is well known to have a craving for alcohol.

"He has a Trainotti python is his pants! Wow! No wonder all the girls love him!" "Looks like he blacked out again. Must be of the 'Trainotti' species."

by TheNottitrain February 25, 2012

pythagoras' theorum

See pythagoras.


Pythagors' theorum allows one to calculate the lenght of the "opposite" side (That is, opposite to the right angle) in a right-angled triangle By knowing only the lengths of the other two sides. It can also be mixed with the sine and cosine rules, trigonometry and such to calculate every angle and side length in pretty much any structure. Practical uses involve the measurement of buildings and such.

The method:


•Use the same unit of measurement for all sides.
•Sqaure the lengths of the two shorter sides
•Add the sqaures of the numbers toghether
•Find the sqaure root of that number
•Your answer is the length of the longest side.

|\
A| \C
|__\
. B


Side A is 5cm, side B is 4cm and side C is unknown.

A- 5x5= 25 square cm
B- 4x4= 16 square cm

25+16= 36

Square root of 36= 6.

Side C is 6cm.


Of course, this can also be worked backwards to find the length of the smaller sides, provided there are at least two sides given.

If you try to practically apply this with any lengths other than those given, you will end up with decimals. The above example is the only one that does not end in decimal places.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Pythagorean Theorem

A savage sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a triangle while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the "Pythagorean Theorem" position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect phallus into her anus.

"Last night after the club I practiced my knowledge of the pythagorean theorem on a bitch. A2+b2=C2 baby."

by DaveJAKAPythagoras June 13, 2018

pythagorate

To apply the Pythagorean Theorem to real-life situations and scenarios.

Johnny: What's the shortest route to your place?
Marco: You gotta pythagorate that shit; cut across diagonally!

by IanHayes March 10, 2010

Pythagordian

Some one who is to drunk to properly pronounce a well know mathematical theorem while trying to impress people with their self imagined broad knowledge base.

Well as you know the Pythagordian theorem lets you calculate the hypotenuse of a right triangle from its base and height.

by Liars Dice October 11, 2018

pythia

People named pythia are the most beautiful and kind people you will ever meet.
They are sometimes really weird but they are funny and have a great music taste

I need a pythia in my life.

by Bababouille November 10, 2020

pythonfag

A person who only programs in the programming language Python. They are incompetent programmers who believe that all other languages are inferior, their intelligence does not allow them to learn otherwise. They constantly preach about how other programming languages are bad and flex their Python garbage. They are stubborn baby programmers who can't be bothered to learn anything else because the intelligence required exceeds what they currently have.

0x90: Dude, why are you trying to make an exploit in Python? Just do it in C++.
Pythonfag: C++ is shit lol, Python is way better.
0x90: Shut up Pythonfag

by op0x90 November 28, 2020