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Poomp

This is a formal redaction of previously espoused falsehoods. The host of Boysen has concluded, upon great deliberation, that the heretical prophet under the pseudonym Jornk was not a full-G prophet. It is not by divine authority that the prophet stated that the word “poomp” must not be conjugated. It is understood among us that the other points of the definition written by Jornk are to be taken as necessary truths, as he proved himself a sufficient-G prophet.
Mingalo, whilst meandering through the hitherbewinst caught a cluster of crodents poomping.
by 804 Boysen Superior Mind April 2, 2019
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Poompa

The lower crotch fat of a person, particularly women but not excluding men. The person has fat that shows in various sizes below the waste or belt line .
When the waitress came to our booth for refills, her poompa rested on top of the middle of the table as she leaned in , refilling our drinks, and it was a bit disgusting.
by jaecat January 19, 2018
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poomps

Vanessa is a poomps.
by Jo Richards January 7, 2004
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Thookal Poomba

Thookaling the Poomba.
Person A - Easy blad, wha blizzle?

Person B - Thookal Poomba
by Hoobs July 10, 2004
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pooMonger

"Go Go BaNuS Rangers!" Especially you, pooMonger.
by Merriam-Webster May 4, 2004
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poomp

A word used by Scottish people when someone 'lets one off'. Someone who poomps often, becomes a poomper.
Fiona "ooh, i just did a wee poomp!"

Alan "och aye, you're a lil poomper, you are"
by ParkwayDrivePpl. March 4, 2011
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monela apadom ploom ploom

Can be used to imply that the person who is trying to be humorous is infact unfunny and is boring you. Has its roots in Latin
"This comedian sucks!!! Monela apadom ploom ploom!"
by Jareth October 12, 2003
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