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brandon patterson

OH MAN! This is a handsome, beast of a man! He has no money, a crappy job, and he lives in a closet in his best friends' livingroom, but somehow, he manages to pull the sexiest girls. This is a poorly dressed man and sometimes smells of milk and dirty socks. His moddo..."black socks are awesome because you don't have to wash them! They always look clean!"
by BigP6969 February 4, 2010
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Potterstant

1. (noun) One who has never read/objects to/is not completely obesessed with Harry Potter or anything associated with the series

2. (adj) describes a person/idea that is against Harry Potter or the series.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go to see the new Harry Potter movie with me?

Person 2: No thanks, I'm a faithful Potterstant.

The idea that Hogwarts is satanic is completely potterstant!
by north_wind January 2, 2011
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Patterson High Scool

Patterson High School is known as the lamest unedcucational school in California history.
1: Hey, what school do u go to?
2: Central Catholic, why?
1: Your fucking lucky, I go to Patterson High and it sucks ass.
by lipps April 2, 2005
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putterputt

The act of walking and farting everytime you take a step. An endering name.
I can smell you from here you putterputt!
by rnbwmeli December 25, 2006
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putter failure

The embarrassing act of widely missing a ridiculously short putt in either golf, or (more often) disc golf.

It usually occurs when the player becomes arrogant or cocksure at their skill vs. the distance, and botches the swing or throw due to a blase effort.
"Dude, you were like 6 feet from the basket! That wasn't even close! Epic putter failure!"
by mattmartigan September 23, 2011
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puttered

When a female lays flat on her back I it’s her legs spread you or a friend stand by her feet with a putter and a golf ball and “happy Gilmore” it into get vagina
by Their dheheie April 8, 2020
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Putter

Name of a guy with an asian background.Is introverted and reserved, pretty chill and isnt bothered easily.
When you get to know a Putter you'll see a totally different side of him you never imagined.Known as the quiet kid in school.Completely different person online and irl.Get teased cuz of his name
A very caring and loving person (when he wants to).AMAZING FRIEND.
Can be hella savage.A very good-looking human being.
ALWAYS KEEP A PUTTER NEXT TO YOU !!
Person 1:That guy there...yh that's my Putter
person 2:damnn he fineeee
by ovbndsvsdk123à!é' July 15, 2022
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