The Pussy Patrol

A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".

Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!

by AlbinoNova January 18, 2015

witch pussy

Pussy so good that it puts a curse on you.

Person 1: Why are you still with her?
Person 2: Man, she's got that witch pussy

by M___p May 29, 2016

broccoli pussy

The meaning *Broccoli Pussy* means that your pussy is, um, kinda used and aged and sour

Shelissa: yo, at least I aint no Broccoli Pussy ma nigga!

by Mr. S A L T Y May 7, 2019

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

pussyassmotherfucker

A guy who is afraid to commit - a pussy, an asshole and a motherfucker.

Raf is being a pussyassmotherfucker because he won't come out and drink.

by bergkampfan August 25, 2013

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence (DPI) is simply defined as self-care for the most woke individuals. Ask yourself: "Who's indulging tonight?"

Imagine working a shitty ass minimum wage at some fuckin gas station on the side of the road in the middle of buttcrack Missouri where you haven't had a single customer in like a week and a half and suddenly you hear the dusty ass bell chime like a sweet song from god telling you that the door opened so you look up from your seventeen magazines from 2012 you found on the side of the road that you're only reading because it's the only thing distracting you from your own mortality so you look up from the magazine and standing in front of the checkout desk it's the fucking pope. wearing the full fucking pope get up in all his glory a foot in front of you watching you read a mud stained magazine where Bella Thorne talks about her favorite prints to mix and match and the pope is still a paying customer so you just smile and say hi how can I help you? :) and he just fucking stares at you with his cold dead pope eyes and slowly raises his scepter into the air and then bangs it on the ground so hard that the tile broke and that's either coming out of your paycheck or just never getting fixed at all and he hasn't broken eye contact with you since you first saw him and he smells like the pope probably smells and he tells you he demands your finest Dobby Pussy Indulgence may god bless your soul. what would you do how would you feel if that was something that happened to you?????

by ThiccBih September 7, 2017

creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009