Bitch Pitch

the pitch reached by your girlfriend / wife's angry voice that automatically makes you stop listening

dude, what was your girlfriend saying about you leaving your underwear lying around, and the toilet seat up, and squeezing from the bottom of the toothpaste?

I don't know, I stopped listening after she reached her bitch pitch

by Peter Greenwall January 20, 2010

PITCH A FIT

Urban emotional outburst using verbal and animated expressions. Normally seen in the Southern United states.

Boy, you should have seen Scotty pitch a fit when we told him the price of his repair.

by Rod Dancy April 21, 2006

pitch or catch

The person in homosexual intercourse that is the pitcher is the person who sticks his penis in and the catcher takes the penis

Hey Ryan do you pitch or catch if you know what I mean

by Swagmonkey1106 July 6, 2015

Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.

The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

prison eye-patch

It is the spreading of the scrotum over one's eye.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you a prison eye-patch.
Motti gave Yaron a prison eye-patch to show his love for him. Yaron loved it.

by master of my domain. May 1, 2009

perfect pitch

A rare talent so confusing that even those who have it don't understand how it works or how others can't have it.

Each tone sounds so distinctly different, I have no clue why no one else can tell them apart.

by Mike the Ekim March 27, 2005