The Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend is a job a boy or man plays to make sure the newly broken up with girl isn't talked into having any sort of sexual interaction with a person she will regret it with during the " Broken Heart " phase of after breaking up with someone. Or even breaking up with someone she really cares about during an already fragile phase.
" Why aren't you mad or sad? I just broke up with you?? " " Don't you see? I'm being a PEB - Purposeful Expendable Boyfriend. To make sure no one gets to you and you don't have to breakup with someone who you care about. "
by Someone For Target Prastice November 23, 2016
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Get the multi purpose rope mug.A purposal is a proposal for a project or to a person that serves a purpose of getting credit or favor for something you have already done.
Example 1:
“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”
Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”
“Hey Josh, it looks like updating the knowledge base is on our yearly goals.”
“We got that done 2 months ago.”
“Yep. We should do a purposal for it and send a screen cap each week of our progress.”
Example 2:
“Aunt Audrey said she’ll add me to her Will only if I am married.”
“Well, consider this a purposal. Let’s go to the courthouse and get a piece of paper.”
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911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
911 Operater: Ma'am what's a Car Purpose, do you mean a CAR ACCIDENT?
Katherine: No I hit that bitch's car on purpose
911 operate: How's car? How did you hit?
Katherine: My boss Dave that s.o.b didn't give me a raise or a promotion. I deserved a raise dammit and a motherfuckin'
promotion. But do you who didn't think so?
911 operator: Dave?
Katherine: That's right DAVE!
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Get the Flattening the Purpose mug.Purpose Excluded means being a reject from friends and family. Or it can also mean a person with suicidal thoughts after trying to define a meaning to there lives. The most used reason of this means not knowing how to explain ones action.
around friends i'm just purpose excluded, when i walk down the streets i feel down not knowing who i really am so i become purpose excluded, when i give a teacher a answer to this open ended i don't know why i can't explain so i tell them i am purpose excluded.
by Slim Arrero March 27, 2012
Get the Purpose Excluded mug.After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.
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