Ptsd

Pretty tired of shitty democrats

Pete has ptsd

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

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when you're so traumatized you're stuck in the past

PTSD is actually pretty serious but whatever, people joke about everything here.

by yardardar April 9, 2021

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BRIMChapstick bootyhole was forcible touched by Penile erected chomo who caused BrimChapstick's PTSD

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Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Penis that needs sucking disorder.

Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?

Person A: yeahh

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Playing The System Disease
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.

Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.

"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"

by DoneWithFakers August 23, 2022

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Sports PTSD

When you have PTSD from a sporting event, play or team. It elicits the same anxiety, shortness of breath, nightmares, guilt, shame, and aggressive behaviour as traditional PTSD, and has the same traumatizing effect.

Dana: Hey Gurl, what are we going to get for our Super Bowl party, wings and pizza again?

Angie: Hey Gurl, I dont think we will make it this year, Brett's Sports PTSD is acting up again, he saw a highlight of the Hawks Patriots Super Bowl again. He hasnt left his room in 4 days.

Dana: Gurl, I hear you. Paul gets the same way when seeing the Joe Carter homerun. Let's just get sushi and update our Bumble accounts.

by Mike109999 September 6, 2022

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