A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.
Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"
Megan: "Swear?"
Justin: "Penis Promise."
Megan: "Good."
Megan: "Swear?"
Justin: "Penis Promise."
Megan: "Good."
by Fallenrook1989 July 20, 2010
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Guy 1 -Hey do you want to go swim at Bel-Aire?
guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.
guy2 - Why the hell would I want to go there when New Providence Pool is only 5 miles away.
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To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.
by Ash03 April 12, 2017
Get the Pinky promise mug.The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.
The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013
Get the promise mug.A promise necklace- peice of jewelry often with a similar charm and chain between two people who feel for each other, being romantic, friendship, or even family related. A bond, a promise that that person will always be there for you and visa versa
"I'm buying my ex girlfriend a promise necklace for Christmas, although we've brought each other through hell and back on Earth, she's still my rock and I love her unconditionally. "
by yourstruly_boobear November 29, 2013
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"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."
"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."
"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."
by MSTRKRFT84 August 16, 2009
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