Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon

you are such a poota/ puta!

by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

king of the portal

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.

Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal

by Sylvalant April 18, 2006

Protag

A ghetto-ass slang term for Protagonist

The Protag never dies

by pigga October 10, 2004

POOTA

ACRONYM:
Pulled Out of The Ass.

I'm not going to debate you any further if you can't tread on facts, instead of POOTA statistics.

by wrenchmonkey August 3, 2013

Protaector

The name of a specific group of Ok Taecyeon stans who manipulate words inorder to incorperate his name into everyday speech.

Girl 1: "I love Taecyeon! I'm a protaector!"
Girl 2: "One of the original seven?"
Girl 1: "No."
Girl 2: "Then you're not a protaector"

by Gyul January 26, 2011