proon.

a person with a vagina, a penis, a boob, and a pec.

yesterday, i seen this proon... and he was jacking off!

by mallory dskjfs June 15, 2008

probono

When a girl looks so damn good, you can bone it before you have a bonner.

That girl in those soffee shorts is definitely probono material!

by bird April 21, 2005

prolonged preggo

When a woman is giving birth, a volunteer male inserts his dickhead into her pussy and delays labor.

He gave her a prolonged preggo!

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.

Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.

by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014

Proconstipation

Procrastinating writing pure shit.

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.

by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010

protonerd

Protonerd is the social evolution of being a "nerd" into both an incredibly dorky, but socially competent individual.

Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?

by FirstEvoProtoNerd November 12, 2013

proboner

Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.

"I proboned masticate today"

by Rob Murray April 19, 2005