the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

by hitokiri October 4, 2003

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Professor of Smegmatics

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

by leventhowa February 21, 2004

professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor

professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?

by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010

asshole professor

Janna Maranas

Who is the worst professor? The asshole professor

by JannaMaranas May 23, 2016

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Professor RJ

A person who achieves success in life due to his or her proficient ability in giving rimjobs. He or she is said to be a professor because their ability is so amazing, they could teach a class on how to give rimjobs.

Garrett: I got an A in AP Chemistry!
Brian: Shut up, RJ. The only reason you got that grade is because you teach Rimjobs 101.
Evan: Fuckin' Professor RJ. Always trying to play off his rimjob abilities.

by ProfRJ February 11, 2010