To masturbate for large quantities of time, thus putting off something you are supposed to be doing instead.
1. Jose: Have you finished the homework assignment?
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
Chris: Nah man, I've been procrasturbating ever since I came home from school.
2. Eric: I don't feel like doing my work, I have better things to do!
John: Well make sure you don't procrasturbate like you did yesterday.
by dunebug October 15, 2010

I'm so sexually frustrated. I did a bunch of tweak last night and meant to get off but I ended up procrasturbating on Wikipedia instead.
by The Philosocologist March 10, 2015

by Procrastibator69 June 19, 2011

I was procrasturbating yesterday.
by Andrew Nelson November 14, 2007

She had a vampire movie to watch, and lots of scented candles; however, her inner procrasturbator told her to wait until supper was over.
by Stirling Argus May 23, 2013

One who continuously puts off the act of masturbating.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.
origin: The combination of 2 words- Mastubator and Procrastinator.
Greg was such a procrasturbator, he thought about jacking off but played XboX instead. This was a daily occurence.
by COMA SUTRA November 4, 2007

by TheWildChev November 20, 2009
