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queen of procrastination

Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
The queen of procrastination is absolutely right all the time. Don't question her motvies.
by Kristen Ann February 11, 2008
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Procrastibation

When you put off finishing your homework, doing the dishes, balancing the checkbook, taking out the trash, feeding the dog, etc., and instead choke the chicken or jill off.
It was senior year, so Elena decided to skip studying and engaged in some procrastibation.
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procrastibation

having assignments due, but looking at porn instead and masturbating
= procrastibation

"get much study done"

"nah was procrastibating"
by billy bob hoodoo November 15, 2011
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collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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procrastination

what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now.

you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.

THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.

or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.

and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.

or

when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*

SHIT.
by ninjaamoves January 27, 2011
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Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.
by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012
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Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.
I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...
by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012
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