Procrapinating

When you're too tired to wipe your ass, so you put it off til later.

Dang, Jerry. I'm so tired, I didn't even wipe my leather cheerio. I'm procrapinating. Needless to say, my starfish is COVERED in chocolate.

by Gardar420 January 27, 2023

Proclasstinating

Procrastinating by doing work for another class, instead of the class you should be doing work for. It’s a better way to procrastinate, and you still get to avoid the work you don’t wanna do

Logan: yo did you see the hw for English, it’s gonna take like 5 hours to do!
Aaron: fuck that I’m gonna do work for calc, at least I can tolerate that

Logan: damn you proclasstinating
Aaron: at least I’m not goofing off playing the sock game

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 24, 2023

Poocrastinating

When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.

Joy has too much work to get to today so she has been in the bathroom Poocrastinating.

by Inky water March 23, 2023

Procrasinatingly

Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.

She is Procrasinatingly perfect.

by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024

Procracktinating

Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.

I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!

by Skidsy March 26, 2025