directly proportional

immediately the relation of one thing to another in size degree or amount

girl: your smexxiness is directly proportional to the number of tatoos you have
boy: really??? i'm going to get another..
girl: heeeyyyy...

your level of hotness is directly proportional to how little clothing you have on...and how big your boots are

by nina & 'lissa March 25, 2007

Probation

When your girlfriend or significant other does something you consider bad... You put her on probation meaning no more kisses or PDA...

My girl was trippin.... So I just had to put her on probation...

by joseantara June 1, 2006

probationee

A person receiving probation.

The probationee violated probation by not reporting to the probation officer.

by Really 2 May 18, 2009

Bong Probation

First time smoker or experienced smoker when they inhale they cough up all the smoke and accidentally blow out the current bowl.

Tim inhales smoke out of the bong and coughs therefore blowing air into the bong and loses the current bowl.
Then Jerry says wow you dropped the bowl your on "bong probation"

by BobbyeB August 2, 2009

brobortion

When you have a bro but you decide you don't want them to be your bro anymore.

Luis: hey man whats up?
Bryan: you're such a bad friend. you treat me so bad
Luis: What?
Bryan: Im done with you.
(Bryan walks away.)
-Brobortion Complete-

by brobortion May 8, 2009

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

proportion

An activist group lobbying right to equal portions.

Make sure you ensure your proportion is rightfully allocated and righteously affiliated.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008