Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010

white girl problems

Problems that only stereotypical middle to upper class white girls seem to encounter. To the untrained eye these problems might seem like a symptom of being spoiled, ungrateful, and overly obsessed with superficial appearances and material possessions. The truth is though life is like really hard.

"I got so sunburned in the Hampton s the other day."

-white girl problems

"I just don't know which dress to wear to the mixer tonight!"
-white girl problems

"Paris would have been fun if my dog hadn't peed all over Dior."
-white girl problems

by Z bubble August 28, 2010

problem solvered

Nineties catch phrase used within Australia. Originates from an ad campaign by the Solver Paints chain store.

Need paint? Problem solvered!

by _Steve April 12, 2008

Problematic

A word used by young progressives when they don't like certain facts, but have no counter argument.

Someone: You know, only 3% of Latinos use Latinx, and many find Latinx offensive.

Progressive: What you just said is so problematic. how can you be so racist, sexist and transphobic?

by 1325386 January 15, 2022

Probal

Kind hearted, gentle, very pure soul. Known to be very rebellious at times. Very caring if something harms their family or friend they will protect them. Also known to be a very passionate kisser

Sister get yourself a probal!

by Bailey202_ July 19, 2017

Problem solver

Typically refers to a high-point pistol.

BTW a high-point is far from a problem solver

Yo deshawn. Grab my problem solver. That nigga that owes me money is down the block

by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019

field problem

US Army slang or term for a field exercise that involves spending at least one night in the field. More frequently heard in the gruntier MOSes like Infantry and Combat Engineers.

"I'm a 45 day 45 night field problem" --Mystikal in Round Out Tha Tank

"Naw man, I can't go out tonight. I have to pack my ruck. We've got an ass-out 2-week field problem starting monday." --Joe

by grunt11b May 3, 2018