premature encrapulation

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

by veradux January 31, 2010

premature eclackulation

When someone jumps the gun during an attempt to synchronize cracking open cans of soda or beer... therefore ruining the massive head-turning "clack" sound you were all hoping to create.

question: "Dude! what happened there? We were going to crack-open on the count of 3"

response: "Sorry man... I've been having trouble with premature eclackulation lately"

by Catrick Swayze October 22, 2011

Premature Twejaculate

Failure to think before you tweet.

Tweeting something that is either irrelevant or redundant because you were too lazy to read or too dumb to understand the thread; thus tweeting too soon and ruining the conversation.

Sorry for the premature twejaculate; I didn't see the other tweet.

Pete premature twejaculated all over this conversation.

by MattInWinnipeg March 6, 2014

premarital

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.

She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.

by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009

Premature Ejaculator

A peson, (mainly males), that ejaculate too early during intercourse.

Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.

by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009

Pima

1 : a member of an American Indian people of southern Arizona and northern Mexico
2 : the Uto-Aztecan language of the Pima people
3 : a type of cotton that produces fiber of exceptional strength and firmness and that was developed in the southwestern U.S. by selection and breeding of Egyptian cottons
4 : to measure in Swahili
5 : nickname for Pankaj Mehta MD

1 : Wow, there are more Pimas here than I thought.

3 : This pima cotton shirt from HUGO BOSS feels great, but it was $140.00.

5 : Hey! Whats up Pima?

by psYcho February 11, 2004

Primah

Very cute, Lovable, Adorable, Short Ilocana Girl, That likes the Color Purple, Loves Kit Kat, Likes Sinigang, Yells when happy, Like to dance, Likes JB songs, Likes JR films... I can go on all day but not enough Space.

Look at that girl over shes super cute, shes so Primah!

by Dhannyboii January 24, 2018