by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001
Get the present haunches mug.A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
by polos June 10, 2008
Get the present it mug.its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 22, 2007
Get the Indian christmas present mug.the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.
Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.
by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010
Get the push present mug.A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
Get the Mexican Christmas Present mug.A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.
Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
by JM Law April 29, 2008
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