Palined

Palined-Verb-To make a decision and the outcome is a catastrophe.

Because McCain chose Sarah Palin for VP he got palined at the 2008 elections.

BP keeps getting palined by all these failed attemps to deal with the oil spill.

by myshotguntohead June 5, 2010

palindrhommies

n. Friends / associates with names that are palindromes.

Cam Newton and Mac Jones are now teammates. More than that, Cam and Mac are palindrhommies.

by picc285 May 10, 2021

Com-Palin

When the headline has the words 'Sarah Palin' in it, you know she's whining or complaining about something again.

Person 1: Dude, on CNN that Sarah Palin chick is on again!
Person 2: Yeah, she's hot but all she does is com-palin
Person 1: Agreed.

by SNDX July 8, 2009

Failin' Palin Jr.

Equally annoying and hypocritical daughter of a certain ex-vice presidential candidate.

How much is Failn' Palin paying ABC to keep Failin' Palin Jr. on the show?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Pulling a Palin

When having sex or masturbating, going until relatively halfway to ejaculation, then abruptly stopping for no apparent reason.

Chris and I were doing it last night, and about 20 minutes in he ended up pulling a Palin and walked out.

by mclava October 16, 2010

palinize

to exaggerate the truth or lie by omission

I palinized my resume.

by kolbester October 27, 2008

Palin

pal·in (pāl’ĭn) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice.

by timmyf2 January 22, 2009