Pubert

The name of a legendary warrior.
The name is said to bestow otherworldly powers and abilities to all who were blessed with the name Pubert.

Puberta is the feminine alternative to Pubert.

All who lay eyes on Pubert instantly fall in love.
The chaddest of chads, Pubert is the most chiseled of all masculine males.

Mortal men wish they were him, Women want him.
Pubert, the name of a god.

"OMG!! Who is that guy?!? He's so handsome!!"

"That is Pubert III, the legendary warrior!"

"Wow!! He must have massive balls of steel!"

by SirBlue77 January 28, 2023

womb puberty

A pregnant woman who's pregnancy was once un-noticeable, but spontaniously grew.

person 1: Woah! over thanksgiving break, mrs. teacher really grew! I didnt know she was pregnant?

person 2: Yeah, womb puberty really hit her hard.

by Billow Bet December 19, 2010

puberty pop

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.

Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.

by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006

Poobert

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

pubert

nuther word for a pube, nigga

damn bitch hoe nigga dat tight nuns got a fuckloada thick puberts, for shizzle my nizzle

by mc ebony May 8, 2003

reverse puberty

Puberty typically makes you look better. In this case, instead of looking better, you end up looking worse. You don't have a glow up, you have a glow down.

Timothy is a victim of reverse puberty. He used to be cute, but he is ugly af now.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 2, 2018