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Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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Instagram Politician

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems
Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.
by HelpMelton October 13, 2020
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Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.
Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."
by IndependentForever November 3, 2009
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Politician

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot
Wow man that politician is a cum slut
by Anal fairy September 3, 2018
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Incompetent politicians

You can't fix incompetent politicians, but you can vote them out.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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politician

A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.
All of congress, after all they are "The Politician"
by THX2001 May 17, 2014
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politician

a soul deprived being that somehow people actually like (reminds me of furries)
You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.
by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018
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