Pumpkin Pooty

The girl you hook up with when returning home for Thanksgiving break. Always a DIME-PIECE, except for those who fall victim to hooking up with unattractive ex's (who gained the freshman 10....or 50), which is foul Pumkin Pooty.

College Guy 1: How was your Thanksgiving?

College Guy 2: I got some sweet ass PUMPKIN POOTY! Her name was Emma, I stuffed her turkey and ate her leftovers for dayz. ;

College Guy 1: PUMPKIN POOTY FTW!

by Meghatron July 18, 2011

Shooty Pooty

A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.

The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.

You missed again...shooty pooty!

Shooty Pooty, you lost.

(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.

by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011

Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005

Bleedy Pooty Time

The time of the month that a female has a menstrual cycle.

that bitch is having her bleedy pooty time!

by LouisvillemojoZed+ January 13, 2009

sweet pooty lip

A male with that is insufficient in bed.

He's good looking, but he is a in bed he is a sweet pooty lip

by Michigan troops April 6, 2017

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009