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Poof

Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!
Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
Guy:NO IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON CHRISTINA GRIMMIE!!
by Team Grimmie November 28, 2011
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poofinger

Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter
by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004
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poof fart

The act of putting baby powder up your ass crack and farting on another person; jetisoning the powder all over them. Immediately followed by a sponge bath to wash off the shit powder.
Vinny and Fozz were poof farting with eachother all night long, then they took a spongebath and cuddled.
by TheMadPoofer May 23, 2009
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Poofah

Chris Likes 2 play with Kims Poofah
by pooferrr April 28, 2011
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poofstache

A particualarly large and obnoxiuos moustache, ala Harry Reems, John Holmes, or John Oates.
Dude, 1976 is over, shave that poofstache.
by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006
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poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.
I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.
by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018
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Poofraid

Afraid of taking a poop or massive dump when away from your most comfortable toilet
Yo man, I’m poofraid right now! I miss my toilet at home”
by Vapoofraid September 1, 2018
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