POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

poomfie

poomfie is the term used for when one of the besties' mbti endings are a "p" for percieving. Poomfies are great! Theyre similar to beeswax in a jar of honey, amazing.

Poomfie fell into the train pit 😞😞.
Poomfie is cool. All my homies love poomfie.

by kazuichisleftallolie April 8, 2021

Poomhiran

Poomhiran is a cool guy, ome that used to look very tall but shrunk over time. People called Poomhiran are usually born in january and are overall very cool and fun people. He has amazing chad energy and people say that he's a great guy to vent to. But if you anger one, prepare yourself for the worst

Have you seen that Poomhiran?
Yeah, he's intimidating but amazing

by JW-chickin February 6, 2022

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

poomer

a shaved vagina

I just love girls with poomers!

by Anonymous February 8, 2003