Pook

Someone with no idea, either through lack of intelligence or lack of cognitive processes.

Someone who has done something silly or stupid.

He had been looking for his phone for ten minutes but the pook had it in his hand the whole time.

by Thepookypookster April 5, 2022

pook stain

A surface stain caused by repeated contact with large concentrated clusters of raw pook.

The beautiful auditorium would have been completely void of flaw had it not been for gallery of aging pook stains smeared angrily across the golden ceilings. A true American travesty, indeed.

by Dongbat June 12, 2017

Pook

An affectionate name for a cheeky little fuck, such as a cat or other fur baby.

Tiddles just swiped at me, what a pook!

by Age of steak July 14, 2020

Pook

Fart

I just Pooked

by ThePookster December 1, 2019

pooks

A short word for pookie, sweeter than pookie. A word you say to your loved one in a cute way.

Hey pooks! How was your day?

by Boothang! January 25, 2018

Pook

When your so sick that puke while pooping...

I ate street Chinese food and the next thing I know I’m in a gas station pooking myself...

by The lovely Mr Grim January 21, 2021

pook

POO-key
short for pooky/pookie; an intimate nickname for friends or lovers, but usually used in an ironic way.

hey pook! what’s up?

by spicyice December 12, 2022