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pocketcock

a hard object in your pocket (a cell phone, ipod etc.) that shows the outline in your pocket.
wow, that guy definitley has a pocketcock (looking at the guys pocket)
by bdubbs10 August 6, 2010
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Pocket Wanker

The act of putting ones hand inside the pocket of a like minded individual for gratification. Normally followed by the subject of aforementioned act, placing his hand inside your pocket and tugging furiously.

Frequently performed by members of Bluecoat school.
Peter the Bluecoat pocket wanker loves it.
by McLovin80085 December 5, 2012
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Pocket Sage

A Pocket Sage is a character in Valorant (sage) who when is a Pocket Sage will not focus on getting kills but will only heal you and not let you die.
Marco: Can I be your Pocket Sage
Charlotte: Sure baby
by Marcodataco April 13, 2022
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Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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nerd pocket

The breast pocket of a shirt. The pocket where nerds carry their pocket protector.
My shirt was ruined when a pen exploded in my nerd pocket. Dang! I wish I had a pocket protector!
by iyhnALEX June 1, 2012
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hot pocket side dish

A hot pocket side dish is the food parts that boil out over the sides of a hot pocket when you microwave it for too long. It is a great compliment to the main course as the hot pocket side dish cools off faster than the tasty goop inside the pocket.

Not to be confused with hot pocket side jawn
"Mom! Can you blow on my hot pocket!? It's too hot!"
"Just eat the hot pocket side dish while you wait for the hot pocket to cool off"
"Thanks, Mom!"

"I hate how hot my hot pockets get so I microwave them for too long and eat the hot pocket side dish that boils out of the sides."
by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016
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velvet pocket

1. a vagina;
2. a wet pussy.
1. Hey, you and Amy have been dating for a month now. Have you gotten in her velvet pocket?

2. Dude 1 "I heard Susan has a dry pussy." Dude 2 "No, trust me. She has a velvet pocket."
by toast455 July 2, 2005
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