Powner

The third highest level in the gamer ranks. Highly respected and consisting of great skill the Powner is not quite a true 'Pro' but is feared all the same. Powners generally travel along side Prowners and Suprowners to maximize their Pwning+Owning abilities.

OMG! I just got powned by a knife and I had a rocket launcher! That's one heck of a powner.

by Joe Noshow November 20, 2007

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Ponderbating

To think about masturbating!

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.

by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010

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Porner

A portmanteau of porn and corner. The corner you spank it in.

"Yo, I'mma go crank one out in the Porner, Watch my shit for me."

by BEEPBOOPROBOT September 3, 2015

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Pinner

A guy who thinks he's the shit for being "defined" and "ripped", but is in reality a scrawny little bitch who would be crushed by any other serious lifter who knows that mass and size has more to do with strength than looking like a veiny pencil.

pinner:"i dont even take supplements and im the most ripped guy in the gym"
gym guy: "well you also lift less than half as much as everyone and you look like a 12 year old"

by BBDave February 17, 2007

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PONNED

TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED WITH A USED TAMPON.

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!

by CRUEFAN March 4, 2011

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