The Wolverine

The insertion of 3 fingers into the vagina or anus of a woman. During this time, the three fingers (pointer, middle and ring) are to be together (in contact with one another). Upon repeated insertions, listen for the female yearn for more pleasure. At this time, the fingers are to be seperated at the greatest distance allowable by the human hand. It is the repeated usage of the spreading technique that constitues a full scale wolverine, but no half hearted attempts. the owning hand must be spread at full legnth as to create severe discomfort in the finger regions.

I was at the jersey shore, and easily 3 knuckles deep by 11 am...i heard her moaning like she wanted the cyclops....but i performed the wolverine in such outstanding fashion. My hand is still swollen from the seperation reps....

by ballzdeepinit June 22, 2009

wolverined

"the act of getting ones asshole tickled" You cant wolverine though...you can get wolverined, but thats as far as that goes.

ive been wolverined once again. she wolverined me.

by sallly g April 15, 2011

wolverine

I used to watch the X-Men cartoon but I especially love the character of the "WOLVERINE" character after watching the movie 'X-Men (Part II)', which describes about the Wolverine character of a weak mutant or person who has only the healing power but after some peoples does experiment on him and puts steel in his body he becomes a very strong mutant or person.

Wolverine is awesome.

by Peter August 9, 2003

wolverined

When a person gets fucked in a very rough and animalistic manner for a long period of time.

He wolverined me last night.

by KapriSun May 3, 2016

Wolverine

The most badass, ferocious, terrifying, 30 pounds on god's green earth. These little mf's can see through a hundered feet of trees, bushes, rocks, dirt, and ice, can smell a single drop of blood from halfway across canada and have teeth and claws sharper than a diamond-toothed saw. In a single bite one could snap dwayne johnson in half like a toothpick. Super ultra-camo makes them completely invisible to even the most advanced detection equipment. If you encounter one in the wilderness there is no hope. They run faster, climb better, are smarter, swim faster than anything humans will ever create! Just sit down and accept your fate. There really is no plutonium in nuclear bombs, they are actually just a containment device for wolverines that were given to us by the gods and have been weaponized by governments around the world. In their spare time wolverines enjoy ripping the throats out of grizzly bears and a single wolverine has been observed chasing 50 polar bears away from a group of seals that the bears had killed. The mountains are their's; the higher in elevation they are the more powerful they become! There is no weapon powerful enough to combat their healing powers! The babies are super cute but don't be fooled, they are just as deadly as the adults! Stalin didn't kill 20 million of his people, he just sent them to siberia, the wolverines did the rest! The viking colony in canada didn't fail because of the natives! It was because they encountered wolverines!

'' ...and lead us not unto temptation, but deliver us from the wolverines...'' (The Lord's Prayer)

by Jefferyman August 19, 2017

Total Wolverine Move

Business jargon for a low-ball counter offer; typically used in jest after recovering from sticker shock. Usage began in late March 2010 in North Texas.

"They are asking for $10,000."

"Will they go for $100?"

"Dude, that's a total wolverine move you just pulled."

Also: "Dude, you don't have to go all "wolverine" on us."

by TheNewWolverine March 31, 2010

ghetto wolverine

It's when you're in a bar fight and you use a broken bottle in each hand to defend yourself.

This nigga betta back tha hell up! I'm bouts to go ghetto wolverine on his ass!

Yeah, Timmy talked shit last night and got all cut up by that ghetto wolverine.

by blockhead428 May 13, 2012