Plumpkin

While simultaniously recieving head and taking a dump, the reciever stands up slightly so the poop falls into the toilet and the toilet water splashes the giver in the face.

I was getting head from some ho and gave her a fat plumpkin.

by Optimus Prime April 28, 2003

penis pumping power

used as a cool term for radical, good luck, fuck you, and well penis pumping power.

Hey look he is doing a penis pumping power!

by Jared Seaman October 6, 2010

Double Pumping

Using two hands, one after another, repeatedly during male (or for the more advanced user, female) masturbation.

oh it's also a thing in fortnite

Yo, i was double pumping Martha last night

fuck double pumpers, dude.

by Shithead McMuffin July 4, 2018

Check the Plumbing

#1 - Slang term for using the bathroom to rid oneself of solid waste. Used primarily in an embarrassing situation so that others do not suspect your long absence.

#2 - Slang term used among friends to indicate their needing to use the restroom.

Friend #1 - Hey, man, let's go out to a movie.
Friend #2 - Hold on and wait for me. I have to go check the plumbing.
Friend #1 - What?
Friend #2 - *walks off hastily*

by uofmman1122 January 19, 2006

pumping lead

the act of disscharging a fire arm usually a rapid firing fire arm like an oozy or a ak47

new york gangs are alaways pumping lead

by tom December 12, 2003

pumping the grundle

applying pressure on and rubbing the grundle while sucking the cock

Dick really likes it when Jane is pumping the grundle.

by ak najm February 22, 2008

pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.

NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......

by Stizzi March 20, 2016