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Swedish plow 

To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.
Hey baby, check out my new clogs, wanna try the Swedish plow?
Related Words

cash plow 

verb: the act of sending large quantities of money to another person with no guarantee of return on your investment.
"My brother-in-law is cash plowing a girl in Brazil that he met on the internet."
cash plow by rockscientist September 12, 2013

kraus plow 

when a man with a penis larger than 8 inches long rams a girl from behind very rapidly
kraus plow by otto49846879345 January 14, 2009

I'd plow the field 

Means you would want to have sexual relations with a woman, but not normal sexual relations, really really sexual relations, like you would want to with jessica alba or carmen electra. In other words you would fuck the shit out of her.

See: i'd hit the fuck out of it
Guy 1: Ayo you know angie from george lopez?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, I'd plow the field.

Guy 1: Haha who wouldnt?

Amish Plow 

During sexual intercourse, namely doggy style, the male swipes both arms from underneath the female. Thus causing her face to plow violently against the ground/bed, which in turn, causes a massive rash to appear.

(works well on carpet)
Friend: "Hey Kristine, where did you get that fuckin massive rash on your face?"

Kristine: "Oh, one of the Basketballers was fuckin me from behind on the carpet and he gave me the amish plow..."

Friend: "HAHAHAHA! You dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmb cunt! I told you to quit bein' a groupie slut!"

Kristine: "I know, i know... but it hurt soooo good!"
Amish Plow by Dorr Biscuit November 16, 2006

Louisiana Plow 

Violent sexual act in which a knife is used to cut from the bottom of the vagina through the gouch to the anus, creating a hole which is then used for intercourse
"Dude, you know that Alex girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total bitch."
"You're right, but she is smoking hot. I'd love to get her with a Louisiana Plow."