Pizzle

1 Pound. 16 Ounces. 448 Grams. Generally used by drug dealers.

Big homie fronted me the half pizzle for $9600.

by Dzhon Galleker October 5, 2018

D-Pizzle

A D-Pizzle is an awkward white male.

"darn that guy thinks he is so fly he is just a D-Pizzle

by AssandTitties May 14, 2015

Pizzle

When you are a pathetic loser of a principal and couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with scissors in your hands

Damn, that Botox bitch is a pizzle for shizzle!

by Smsccp January 11, 2021

Jamaican Pizzle

The act of stuffing your entire head inside your

own urethra.

"Did you hear Jimmy gave himself a Jamaican Pizzle?"

by Michael Mcnuggetfuqer August 21, 2019

Pizzle Yanker

A phrase quite popular in medieval Bohemia. Somebody who yanks your pizzle, messes with you, pisses you off. Overall a joker or a prankster.

Hans: "What the hell, you damn pizzle yanker."
Henry: "Calm down, I'm just yanking your pizzle."

by whalefucker01 April 3, 2025

Pizzle Wizzle

another name for bad tasting pizza

Ew. This Pizzle Wizzle is nasty.🤮

by Loudsanger January 7, 2023