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The Pines

A bad neighborhood located in Medford, New York.
The "Ghetto" part of Medford.
If you drive down to the Pines you will see streets littered with broken beer bottles, overgrown lawns, large old men drinking on their porches, etc. There are many teenage drunks and stoners there as well, and many other unsavory characters live in that neighborhood.

The Pines is known for its crime, the police are often called in for drugs, domestic violence, gang violence and for breaking up house parties.

It is called "The Pines" because many (but not all) street names end with the word "pine" (ex: Scotch Pine Drive, Pitchpine Place, etc.)

Certain parts of The Pines fall within the South Country School District, but a majority of the neighborhood is in the Patchogue-Medford School District. The "ghetto kids" from those districts are usually from the Pines.

There is a playground on Southaven Avenue, across from Silverpine Drive, called "Twelve Pines Park" it has basketball courts, a jungle gym and swings, however it is often empty, the only people using it being stoners using it as a place to get high, or skanky girls passing by.

Streets located in The Pines: Scotch Pine Dr, Matsunaye Dr, Lacebark Ln, Pitchpine Pl, Lollypine Ln, TorreyPine Ln, White Pine Way, Norway Pine Dr, Clusterpine St, Silver Pine Dr, Big Cone Ln, Swisstone St, Longleaf Ln, Balsam Ave, Redpine Dr, Crooked Pine Dr, Ash Dr.
People from the Pines will cut your stomach open if they think you've swallowed a penny.

Bob: I live in The Pines.
Steve: I'm sorry.
by xoxoKelseyx3 August 6, 2009
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Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)
Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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perestroika

The all-scale, often economical, change that occured in the 80's in the Soviet Union. Ultimately, perestroika collapsed the age of the Soviets. Now, the Soviet Union is called the CIS (Commonwealth of Independant States), aka : Russia.
"We live in a sad age...imperialism...totalitarianism...perestroika..."
-Revolver Ocelot in MGS2, after Snake survives the second round of torture
by Dave March 25, 2004
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Dipper Pines

The main character of the show Gravity Falls, created by Alex Hirsch. He is a 12 year old, you weird perverts, so why the fuck do fans ship him with Bill Cipher? :(
Dipper Pines and Dippy Fresh did the flip a dip dip
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Love Pipes

Referring to the screaming or moaning a man or woman makes during sexual intercourse.
Dude I could hear your girls love pipes through the wall last night!
by Sir Bangsalot January 16, 2013
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they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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Pierson

Absolute unit of a man. He stands out from the crowd and is a true alpha male. Only Pierson's are approved units.
Pierson is an absolute unit!
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